Click here to enter the Modern Bird Studios custom art giveaway! *** I have had a long, tumultuous relationship with Tori Spelling.  When Beverly Hills 90210 first debuted, I spent my days dressed in black, wearing black eyeliner, white powder and red lipstick, reading ee cummings, and only attending films that could be seen at [...]

Dear Sandy, May I call you Sandy? I feel like I should be able to call you Sandy.  I want to tell you that I am totally behind you right now.  I have your back.  Because?  You are so great. I’m not the most loyal fan out there.  It’s possible I haven’t seen any movies [...]

I just bought another glossy gossip tabloid because it has an article about Kourtney Kardashian and her baby-daddy in it.  This is getting to be expensive habit and it’s causing me to read lots of extraneous Hollywood gossip like how Kelly Osbourne lost weight (my guess: she washed off half a ton of eyeliner and [...]

Yesterday, I bought a copy of Life and Style magazine on my way home because it had the tantalizing combination the Kardashian who just had a baby and Kendra from The Girls Next Door on the cover.  Woohoo!  E! Network baby-mama drama! Hook me up with some of that good stuff! (Note: This is the [...]

This lady is a liar, liar pants on fire if she says she didn’t have surgery on her belly.  Liar, liar, liar.  Liar.  Look at the photos at the bottom of the page showing the freakin’ ROAD MAP of stretch marks on her enormously distended belly.  Those do not fade no matter how much you [...]