Dear Lindsay Lohan, Girl. First of all, go get some nail polish remover, wipe that cuss word off you middle finger, and then get your pathetic butt back here so we can talk. Thank you. Much better. Lindsay, I’m going to talk to you like I’m your mother because you need a verbal beat-down from [...]

Many thanks to Twitter Pal @FamilySizedFun for tipping me off to the recent alterations to Kate Gosselin’s face and inspiring this post. Dear Kate, Can I call you Kate?  How about Katie.  Or Kath. Or Miss Kitty.  I want to call you Miss Kitty so I’m going with that. Don’t get too excited that I’m [...]

Dear Miley, Let’s get right to the point. You. Are. Not. All. That. Am I being clear? Good.  Because let’s get real, kiddo, you’re a 17 year-old girl of moderate talent who got picked up by Disney because you’re related to a famous guy who was willing to be on a  sitcom with you and [...]

So. I have thoughts. Big ones.  Loud ones. Messy ones.  This week a lot of those thoughts are about marriage. First, came my little shock about Al and Tipper Gore divorcing.  That was like, whoa. If those two crazy kids can’t make it, then what is marriage all about? Well, lucky for me, Rabbi Schmuley [...]

UPDATED: Apparently, the article that caused me to breathe fire and vomit pea soup was from 2006.  Which does not absolve him because as far as I know there has been no Universal Clemency From Douche-Baggery 2006 Edition granted. However, I will give him some credit for trying to explain himself and being willing to [...]

It’s Thursday so here we go with the latest from Mama Kat! 3.) What current event do you feel strongly about? Write an opinion post! I have lots of really big, loud, messy opinions on current events so picking one was hard.  I decided to address a subject (and two people) that hits close to [...]

Because I love you all so very much, I sometimes take it upon myself to do things are gross, repugnant, and totally weird simply for the purpose of entertaining you. Case in point, my reviews of the Twilight saga.  What’s that? You think I liked Twilight?  Ok, yeah maybe I enjoyed reading those books a [...]

Dear Heidi Montag, Who are you? No, seriously.  Who are you?  I’ve read about a million stories about your FFF-cup fake boobs but I’m still not entirely sure why they were newsworthy.  Unless the story was titled “Stupidly Big Fake Boobs and the Women Who Have Them”. What I’ve been able to piece together without [...]

Those of you who tune in regularly here, probably read about my long, occasionally, stormy relationship with Tori Spelling last week.  So, you know that while I feel like Tori and I are solid right now, I also know that we could turn on each other that any moment.  Like what happened with the third [...]

Today I have a post (belatedly) welcoming Michelle Obama to DC and talking life as a working mom with her at DC Metro Moms.  Check it out!