Oh. My. God. Where do I even start with this book? There’s too much of it to fit neatly into my fake diary entry format like I did with the others. There is so much to mock! Where do I begin? I know! Let’s start by mocking the grown-ass married mother with a master’s degree [...]
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Excerpt from the Diary of Kelly Taylor: Brandon Proposed. Dylan bought me a trip around the world. Decisions, decisions… *** Remember on Beverly Hills 90210 (the original one not the next generation one) when Kelly had Brandon and Dylan competing for her affections and Brandon showed up with an engagement ring while Dylan gave her [...]
Excerpt from the Diary of Edward Cullen: Going on a road trip. Hope Bella doesn’t mind. *** Excerpt from the Diary of Bella Swan: Edward is GONE!!!!!! iwillneverloveagaiiinnnnnnn *** Well. I think we all remember all too well how hurt we felt when our first love left us for greener pastures. I personally said very [...]
Some of you participated in the awesome endeavor of getting me up to 50 fans on my Facebook page. a few weeks ago The end result of that was a warm fuzzy feeling in the cockles of my soul…and I had to read Twilight, a book I have mocked and berated my friends for reading. [...]
But it only begins on my Facebook page – my first Twilight book report was posted tonight. Thanks to everyone who helped me get to 50 Facebook fans, I am reading Twilight and chronicling the experience over at Facebook. If I can get to 100 Facebook fans by the end of March, I will write [...]
The light is growing dim. And vampires are about. Or they will be if I get just ONE more fan on my Facebook page. I promised to read Twilight if I get to 50 Facebook fans by the end of March. And I will write hilarious and probably dirty chronicles of my Twilight experience exclusively [...]
I’m looking to grow my numbers so I’d like to make a deal with you. If you help get me to 50 Facebook fans by the end of March, I will subject myself to something unpleasant and write it exclusively on Facebook. What will I do? I will read Twilight. And I hate vampire books. [...]
