My lastest masterpiece is up on the Washington Times Communities website! So here’s the thing: I’m boring. OK, maybe I’m not totally boring. But I’m certainly not interesting on a wide scale. I lack the universal conversational appeal of Regis and Kelly. Or Matt and Savannah. Or Bert and Ernie.  I don’t cut easily through [...]

I have another new column up at the Washingotn Times Communities! It’s all about why I don’t want a Dirty Dancing remake. But the artistic reasons to object to this remake pale in comparison to my fear for what may happen to the plot and the politics of the picture. You see, the central story [...]

My newest column is up at the Washington Time Communities page! I’m writing about my stretch marks! I’m not a collector’s edition Barbie doll that has never been taken out of the box. I’m the Velveteen Rabbit, so worn and loved that I’ve become real. I wouldn’t give up my worn patches and split seams [...]