I hereby dedicate this hot mess to Lydia from Rants from Mommyland’s son Hawk and daughter Thumbelina and stark. raving mad. mommy’s Little Dude. You’re welcome, ladies.

stark raving. mad. mommy. posted this and I am blatantly and audaciously stealing it because it is the funniest freaking thing I’ve seen all day. Mostly safe for work and kids but there is one cuss word and an obscene gesture.

This video cracked me up because it may be the greatest mash-up references from all the AP classes you took in high school and hand-job jokes. Awe. Some. Warning: It is totally not safe for work or small children.