As we fall deeper into 2011, or as I’m now going to call it, the Year of the Spending Cut, we’re seeing increasingly histrionic arguments on both sides of the aisle. Republicans are being accused of declaring war on women. Democrats are being being accused of being out of touch with citizens who LIKE having [...]

The cock-smoking asshats are on the march again. Remember last fall when I went into a profound mental fugue state over some jackwad who stomped on a woman’s head at a political event because he liked one candidate and she didn’t? I found myself revisiting that mental space this morning when I read this little [...]

Did you all hear about this teacher who had a blog and wrote nasty stuff about her students? And got caught? And is currently suspended? Yeah. From what I can tell, she liked to blog snarky stuff about her high-school students, their parents, and her fellow teachers. She was sort of anonymous in that she [...]

I proposed this post on Twitter and people seemed to think it was a good idea. I’m sure something on here will offend someone but I think the Not Offending People ship has sailed for me. Enjoy! I automatically assume anyone wearing a Bluetooth earpiece is a douchebag, I don’t care what kind of diapers [...]

I don’t have any subjects burning a hole in my brain right now so I thought I’d engage in a little blog-sturbation and just talk about myself. Enjoy! Or ignore! Your choice. 1) Once, a gay Republican described my appearance as “straight-laced”. True story. 2) I hate putting away laundry. I don’t mind washing, drying [...]

Fact: Cervical cancer is preventable. Pap smears can detect precancerous changes before they progress. Dangerous cells can usually be removed with a minimally invasive LEEP procedure. If you have insurance, you can get your annual gynecological exam. You call, make the appointment, get your breasts examined, get your Pap smear, wait a week to hear [...]

There has been a minor disturbance in the Force this week when a Member of Congress went on Dr. Laura’s show (which I was not aware she had since I thought she quit radio a while ago. Is she back?) and complained that “government has to go out and buy [a] breast pump” for working [...]

Dear Billy Ray, Or is it just Billy? Just Ray? Oh, gawd. I’ll just call you Mr. C because it reminds me of Happy Days and I get to sound like the Fonz and you get to sound like a model dad. Even though I don’t think lovely Mr. Cunningham would ever have had to [...]

Kardashian Konfidential is not the stupidest book I’ve ever read. It’s not the smartest book, either, not by a long shot but it wasn’t the stupidest either. Parts of it were pretty stupid. Parts of it I couldn’t even keep reading because hello? They suggest dress shorts as a fashion must-have and no. Just no. [...]

I don’t do Valentine’s Day. There are two big reasons. First, my wedding anniversary is later in the week which is like a Get Out Of Valentine’s day Free card for LIFE. Second, when I was about 14, I decided that everything mainstream and commercial was stupid and I, I, was a sensitive artist who [...]